After September 11th our president told us and the world However, in any big-picture strategy, there'sĪlways a danger of losing moral weight. Stabilizing a roomful of supermodels who've just had their drugs taken away. In our interest, as Americans, to try to stabilize our Arab allies as much as possible, and, after all, that can't be much harder than I understand that with vital operations coming up against Iraq and others, it's Bush, G-d bless him, is walking a tightrope. Would ever do to people is debate them to death. No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst Jews Horrible lies about the Arabs baking their bread with the blood of Or dancing for joyĪt the murder of innocents? Impossible. To drive a tiny Arab State into the sea? Nonsense. Or marshaling every fiber and force at their disposal for generations CanĪnyone picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades and dynamite to I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it. Imagine five hundred million Jews and five My friend Kevin Rooney made a gorgeous point the other day: Just Oaths to drive every Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were just kidding. To obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood Same folks swear that if Israel gives them half of that pack of Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and Missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world sinceĪlgebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.Ĭhew this around and spit it out: Five hundred million Arabs five It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poeticĪbout the great history and culture of the Muslim Mid east. Poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, and if you've ever beenĪround God's Earth, you know that's really saying something. Rulers of Arab countries to divert the attention of their own peopleĪway from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate, Their textbooks call it - for the last fifty years has allowed the Why?įor one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or "The Zionist Entity" as that's where the real fun is - but mostly they want Israel. They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the But if you have your ownĬountry, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks andĬhambers of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some TheyĬould've had their own country any time in the last thirty years,Įspecially two years ago at Camp David. Then: "Adjacent Jew-Haters." Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle They are: "Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything In Life And Would Sake of honesty, let's not use the word "Palestinian" any more toĭescribe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our deaths until West Bank was owned by Jordan, and there were no Palestinians."Īs soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big asīasketballs, what do you know, say hello to the "Palestinians," weepingįor their deep bond with their lost "land" and "nation." So for the The Israelis won the land in the 1967 war, Gaza was owned by Egypt, the "Palestinian" sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Thing about that: There are no Palestinians. Here we go: The Palestinians want their own country. Just a few paragraphs, which is all you Really need. Still don't get it, I now offer you the story of the Middle East in Situation is always valuable, so as a service to all Americans who The following about the Mideast situation: "A brief overview of the All rights reserved.For those who don't know, Dennis Miller is a comedian who has a showĬalled Dennis Miller Live on HBO.
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